Footage From Last Night's Worst Jeopardy Performance Ever

You gotta start to wonder if Stephanie was doing it on purpose. That poor bastard Brad wasnt. He was teetering right on the edge and just went for it at the last second and ended up in the red. He had no idea that was coming. Got smacked right in the face with the Final Jeopardy exile. But when Stephanie was at like -$2800 you gotta think she was just going for the infamy. I mean she legit was just throwing up Hail Mary’s on question after question. Like I’m either getting out of this hole or I’m going down as the person who made it to 10k in the red. No half measures.

Or she flat out lost some sort of bet to embarrass herself on Jeopardy. Only explanation for an answer like “What is Metaphorical?” when the question is “You’re speaking like this if you use metaphors.” The clue says “huge” so she answers “what is giant.” Like fucking Brick Tamland out there just throwing out any words even remotely associated with the question. You just get the impression that Trebek poured himself a huge glass of scotch after this abortion muttering about retirement. “Annnnd you all need to kill yourselves.”