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Sleeping Through Victory: Blake Koepka's Goose Egg Leads Buns of Anarchy to Steamroll Over Golf Nerds

Things seemed bleak for Team Buns of Anarchy immediately after their 30-minute Peloton ride this morning, as the initial totals indicated they had come up just short vs. Team Golf Nerds:

However, after being notified that the players who didn't show up for the ride (Blake Koepka for Team BOA and Justin Thomas for Team Golf Nerds) had to register a score of ZERO, a recount was imminent:

So, after a rollercoaster of results, Team Buns of Anarchy is your Friday morning champion. And Captain PFT Commenter thanked Blake Koepka for sleeping in to lock up the victory.

Just imagine if the 2019 BOTY runner-up and 2020 BOTY finalist set his alarm correctly. Mr. Commenter's team would have won by a million! The rest of the BOA squad delivered their thoughts after the race:

A great time on the bikes, and who knows what tricks Mr. Commenter will have up his sleeves to get his squad back in the winner's circle.