Momma may have stolen the show last night after tossing K*ren out of the club. But the real story of the night is that Isaiah Wilson played lacrosse at Poly Prep and considering these are what his high school football highlights looked like...
I can only imagine he was an even bigger bully on the lacrosse field. You give that man the ball and he runs through all 10 players on the field, the coaches, their families, anybody who has ever once been associated with the entire program, and then calmly places the ball in the back of the net. The only way those highlights would end up sucking is if every single child he played against was just too fearful of dying to even come close to him on the field.
I've been searching high and low on the worldwide web for some footage but haven't been able to find anything yet. So if you know anybody who has access to the Poly Prep Hudl account and can grab me a few game clips from the archives, the world is counting on you right now.
Sidenote: Go Birds.
Did you know that Isaiah Wilson used to play lacrosse?