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WWF Attitude Era Fridays: The Hooooooooooe Train!!!

I'm gonna put The Godather's Hoe Train right at the top of the list of things I can't believe actually existed 20 years ago because they would cause millions of peoples brains to break if they were around on TV or video games. 

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Not just the girls or the entrance being called the Hoe Train. But The Godfather's whole intro in the ring, which was much more incredible than I remember. Speaking of which, holy shit that song still slaps or knocks or whatever the kids say today. What a gimmick. What an era. What a time to be alive. 

Despite all the joy The Godfather brought to my life with every hoe train, and trust me it was plenty since I was a young man interested in girls but also too scared to talk to them, I will never forgive him for giving me countless nightmares as a kid back when he was Papa Shango.