Kliff Kingsbury Is So Fucking Sweet

Alexa

There's literally a fire going on in Kliff Kingsbury's backyard right now and the man doesn't care. For other people that's negligence, maybe even arson. Kliff Kingsbury on the other hand uses it as a conversation piece. I can't imagine a full bodied tour of his estate

I call this the blowjob room

If we really want to get technical though, let's further break down how much cooler Kliff Kingsbury is than all of us

Great loafer game: Could also be a single buckle, but my hunch is that's a loafer with basket weave closure. I'd also bet Kliff's athletic genes means his feet carry a natural moist that simultaneously conditions the leather while he lounges. Some guys really can do it all.

Poolside Grill

Hope you're not allergic to teriyaki glazed kobe beef kabobs and hand crafted mojitos in the sun.

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Wrap Around Fireplace

I can hear your girl getting wet and it sounds like someone is filling up a Brita pitcher.

You just got Kliff'd.

Floor To Ceiling Much? 

If you can afford those windows chances are you don't have to clean them and for that reason I'm all in. I love a big window largely because I spent my formative years throwing eggs at them. I have enough experience to know a good window when I see one and that said Kliff has some great fucking windows.

4-Poster Pergola With A Mountain View

Are those palm trees? Did I eat shrooms? Why is this so pretty?

3 Trap Phone(s) 

I'm not one to judge but that seems excessive

(Not Pictured) Alleged Sexual Partner

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If this was a court of law, I'd rest my case. 

It's not. 

This is a textbook smut blog. 

Keep it coming Carl

My pleasure

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So there you have it. Absolutely nothing to be jealous about. You'd pull the same kinda trim if your house was that nice too.