The Eagles Are Now Shopping Around All-Legend Guard Evan Mathis

Stop it.  I was OK with an aging Herramens letting go, but this is the madman going to far.  I get it.  We need a WR and S, but who is going to block for our new horse and keep the current QB with ACL’s made of Twizzlers untouched?  Whoever is playing guard next year will be no where near as good as this warrior.  If Chip Kelly is indeed playing real life Madden I guess he gives zero fucks about Mathis’ 97 overall rating.

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