Getting Stuck In A Tree Because of Your Titties Would Stink

As the old saying goes, everybody wants the big ole tits but nobody wants the issues that come with em. Usually that saying is about back aches and appropriately fitting bras but getting your sweater puppies caught in branches certainly qualifies.

God speed. I recommend a bag of frozen peas on them bad boys. That’s what I did post vasectomy for my swollen and bruised testicles.