Larger Than Average Sasquatch Threatens To Eat A Woman Beater At Waffle House

“Shoot me!  It wouldn’t be the first time!”  For some reason I believe that.  Tony Siragusa was about to eat both those guys and I’m actually surprised he didn’t.  Kevin Hart and his pal Katt Williams (not because of race but because they’re short, I think) wouldn’t have stood a chance.  Literally.  You know you’re in trouble when you have to stand on your chair to confront someone.  If he really did lay a finger on that girl then he definitely deserves Waffle House justice.