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ALL HAIL THE NEW WORM KING! MOVE ASIDE BRANDON WALKER

I had no idea you could call worms this way! Man, if I knew that when I was livin near a black water creek with nothing but time, a few rusted hooks, and a cane fishing pole, I would have been living in hog heaven. Brim. Croakers. Cat fish. The whole squad of creek fish would have been dangling from my pole like the dick off that big fella sitting on the corner of the bed.

I wonder if they sell those on amazon. I’d love to do a little worming in my backyard after a morning summer rain.

Damn. They don’t have it but that’s a great deal on green gummies. I wonder if they have other flavors. Yep. Mango. Got that.

Those gummy bears hooked me like the were gummy worms in a regular worm blog. Unreal. I fell for it hook, line, and a Greg Maddox sinker. 

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