No Biggie, Just A Goddamn Dinosaur Roaming Around A Florida Golf Course

How fake Florida tough is it to label this thing a “good size Gator”? Like when it snows 100 inches and Massholes call it a “dusting.” No, you assholes. That’s “gator” is a dinosaur and that “dusting” is a catastrophic event. Combined they probably symbolize the end of the world. I’m pretty sure that’s in the bible somewhere. Like the signs of imminent doom are a player preferring the Jets to the Pats, Florida turns into Jurassic Park, and New England goes back to the Ice Age and has snow on the ground until like July. It’s all so when the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse comes everyone just goes running right at them because fuck this world, and I’ll be first in line. If that lizard god is shooting 2 unders on the back 9 then I’ve had just about all I can handle of this earth.

h/t @WPTV