BALLS GOT BALLS'D!
No, peasants of pageviews! OBVIOUSLY Balls didn't come up with that title/headline/thumbnail! As the story goes, Private Balls sends his ready to go blogs to that LAZY loser Smitty to edit, title well, and make sure the thumbnail doesn't get anyone sued! Welp, I just swiped in and spiced up Glenny's blog about throwing knives in video games! To each their own! Balls being a master of life and declaring everyone bows down the Ball as he leans in to kiss one of the most famous porn stars of all-time does more numbers than not!
I hereby apologize to Balls...FOR GETTING BALLS ALL THE PAGEVIEWS IN THE WORLD!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!