Full Disclosure: I Clickbaited The Balls Out Of Balls' Knife Throwing Blog

BALLS GOT BALLS'D!  

No, peasants of pageviews!  OBVIOUSLY Balls didn't come up with that title/headline/thumbnail!  As the story goes, Private Balls sends his ready to go blogs to that LAZY loser Smitty to edit, title well, and make sure the thumbnail doesn't get anyone sued!  Welp, I just swiped in and spiced up Glenny's blog about throwing knives in video games!  To each their own!  Balls being a master of life and declaring everyone bows down the Ball as he leans in to kiss one of the most famous porn stars of all-time does more numbers than not!  

I hereby apologize to Balls...FOR GETTING BALLS ALL THE PAGEVIEWS IN THE WORLD!!!  BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!