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Miley Has Me Feeling Tingly Again

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I’ve see-sawed on this girl more than I’ve ever see-sawed on any see-saw in the history of see-saws. One day I’m all in on her, wanting to pork her pink, the next day I’m repulsed and hope she falls into a lava filled pit of sharks. Well today, I’m back in on her. You can’t take away that she has a sick body and loves to fuck. And I think she for sure has porn star sex. Miss Colorado sex. That’s not even sex, it’s savagery. If she would grow her hair and look like a chick, I think she could even pop into the power rankings. I think it’ll happen. Buy low on her, she’s on the way back. I feel it. BUY! BUY! BUY!

 

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