If You’re A Fat And Aren’t Rolling Your Own Belly Like Dough, You’re An Idiot

I honest to god might get fat again so I can do this. Imagine the laughs. I’m chillin with my pals after quarantine and they ask me for some homemade bread in order to taste my various flights of seasonal honey. They always ask for bread.

I head to the kitchen and pull out my rolling pin and cover my belly with wheat flour ( enriched white flour is still impossible to find), I start to roll the pin down my stomach and my friends begin to roll too. They are rolling on the floor with laughter from my joke though. Belly rollin goofin. My new favorite.