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Would You Believe Me If I Told You This Is Rob Ryan's Model Son?

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So TMZ just posted about Rob Ryan’s son and my head basically exploded. This dude is a fucking Ryan? First of all, yeah he’s a smoke and if you disagree you’re just lying to yourself. Second of all, how badly must he get abused at family functions? Like I just picture Rob, Rex and Buddy ganging up and giving him wedgies and shit. Pinning him down and farting on him. Calling him gay and pinching his love handles every time he takes a bite of his salad. The Ryan househould is probably just a neverending high school and poor Joe here is the pretty boy who can never get the jocks to stop picking on him.