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Kim K Lets The Whole Instagram World Know That Her And Kanye Are About To Enter The Bone Zone

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Listen, I’m no emoji expert.  Almost every time I use them I end up messing it up or using it the wrong way.  I can handle smiley faces (ya know, for the ladies) but anything other than that I get outta my depth pretty quickly.  Praying hands, rain drops, fire, aliens, eye balls.  You need a fucking How-To manual.  However, with that being said I’m pretty sure I know what’s happening in this Instagram picture of Kim and Kanye.  I can infer from context.  Blurry picture and Kim biting Kanye’s cheek were dead giveaways for what the eggplant emoji and the peach emoji were saying.  Sexy time.  These two were on a fast track to pound town.  Good for them.  They have a kid now so finding time to put Ps in Vs can be hard to come by.  Also, if you don’t post on Instagram about when you’re about to have sex then did you even really have sex at all?