Slovakia's Prime Minister Hiring A Topless Model As His Personal Assistant Is The Power Move To End Them All

Slovak Spectator – PRIME Minister Robert Fico’s new assistant Mária Trošková as a model in the past and her nude photos were published in a magazine for men and a calendar, the Denník N daily reported.

“This is debacle for Slovak political scene,” said etiquette expert Mária Holubová, as quoted by the Nový ?as tabloid daily. “In such case other things should shine in her CV not the fact that she posed for nude pictures.”

Fico’s spokeswoman Beatrice Szabóová wrote that she is a rank-and-file employee of the PM Office. The Cabinet Office however did not answer the questions on how they picked her, what are her tasks and how much the state pays to her arguing that she is not in managerial position.

The former PM’s assistant Jana Halászová stopped appearing with Fico after the Plus 7 Dní weekly published photos on August 27, 2013 featuring Fico and the 27-year-old Halászová saying goodbye in way that implied more than a professional relationship.

Robert Fico, you dog! Trade in the 27-year-old possible mistress for a new lady assistant with a stellar resumé that just so happens to include being hot and going tits out for the boys. Such a genius move. I don’t know much about Slovakia’s government but I presume it can’t be too intense based on this. Can you even imagine what’d happen if any American politician, let alone our top elected official, appointed a 20-something former nude model as his personal assistant? Absolute anarchy. Twitter’s servers would literally be on fire with the trolls from either political side drawing and quartering him. But here? Just some etiquette expert going “What a debacle” and probably some high fives from the cabinet. Total dream scenario if you’re a man in power. And you could only imagine the damage a tried and true American scumbag could do over there. The antics of Slovakian Prime Minister Bill Clinton would put these and probably Caligula to shame.

Psssst got your nudes right here. In Slovakian culture the bringer of the nudes is given full access to the other men of the country’s wives as payment for his contribution. But I’ll take just your pageview in exchange; we are Americans after all.

(Photo via Slovak Magazine, h/t Ladbible)