AUSSIE - A militant vegan YouTuber who lives on fruit and potatoes says she's saved a thousand dollars by ditching toilet paper for a 'bum gun' amid the COVID-19 crisis. As coronavirus-fearing hoarders continue to strip supermarket shelves of toilet paper, controversial vegan Freelee the Banana Girl claims she has a solution to the shortage. The 40-year-old Queenslander revealed on her YouTube channel that she uses a bidet-style hose she calls a 'bum gun' instead of toilet paper. 'I've been using a bum gun for about 13 years now and it is life changing,' she said.
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WOW! The Bum Gun! What a way to help out during this unforeseen pandemic! You heard her, there's no reason not to use it as you're left with just a "Sparkling fresh anus that will make any Mum proud"! Also, I'm not intelligent enough to decipher if C-O-R-O-N-A-V-I-R-U-S is an acronym for C-A-R-N-I-V-O-R-O-U-S, which serves as another example to not eat meat! But who knows! The Bum Gun is where it's at! Three cheers to this brilliant conservationist for saving the world! Hip Hip Hooray! Hip Hip Hooray! Hip Hip Hooray!
PS - Again please check in on Fortnight Boy and let him know I'm doing his job for him - AGAIN! Somebody has to blog and get all these hard earned clicks and PAGEVIEWS while he sits at home playing with himself! LAZY!