Sam Bowie Career Highlights Will Blow You Away

Damn. Turns out Sam Bowie sucked. Who knew the guy drafted one spot ahead of MJ would end up with 78 seconds of league sanctioned highlights, 10% of which consists of unguarded mid-range jumpers. Reminds me of that time Bobby Knight was talking to the Blazers gm about drafting a MJ and he was like "But Bobby I need a center!" and Bobby was like Then Draft Fucking Jordan And Play Him At Fucking Center. That's a great story because if you think about it, MJ would have had a significantly better career as center for the Blazers than Sam Bowie. I  dare you LeBron Stan pussies to argue me in the comment section.