Damn. Turns out Sam Bowie sucked. Who knew the guy drafted one spot ahead of MJ would end up with 78 seconds of league sanctioned highlights, 10% of which consists of unguarded mid-range jumpers. Reminds me of that time Bobby Knight was talking to the Blazers gm about drafting a MJ and he was like "But Bobby I need a center!" and Bobby was like Then Draft Fucking Jordan And Play Him At Fucking Center. That's a great story because if you think about it, MJ would have had a significantly better career as center for the Blazers than Sam Bowie. I dare you LeBron Stan pussies to argue me in the comment section.