EAGLES: Our Pet's Heads Are Officially Falling Off

Sanchez stays.  Pats keep McCourty.  Andy Reid’s gravitational pull via gunt brings in Maclin.  Racist Truck Nuts is officially our #1 WR.  And there are rumblings of Colin Kaepernick coming to town.  It’s MAYHEM in South Philly.

Honestly, I’m fine with Sanchez staying in town.  He is what he is and if the Sanchize is just gonna be a spot backup while hitting on the underage talent at Smith’s, more power to him.  Plus we can keep the 2nd most expensive jiz rags (behind the #PaySmitty t-shirts, respectively) from shipping to Africa. McCourty kind of hurts, but hey, what are you gonna do.  That’s the name of the game.  However, I fundamentally don’t understand why Jeremy Maclin wasn’t resigned.  Unless he was literally asking for billions, there’s no excuse.  None.  He’s productive and more importantly fits Chip Kelly’s “Culture” to a T.  Why let him walk?  And with Kaep, we’ll see.  It’s all speculation but putting that tatted up beauty in Chip Kelly’s offense would make it move and then some.  The 49ers are making an announcement tomorrow…

Right now the Eagles WR depth chart is this: Jordan Matthews (as solely a slot), Riley Cooper and Oregon’s finest(?) in Jeff Maehl/Josh Huff.  Chip better know what the fuck he’s doing.

Also, Wikipedia coming in Wiki.  For once it’s not that far off.