Porn Site Offers Joe Buck $1 Million To Announce Live Cam Shows

We've reached this point of quarantine, folks. It was only a matter of time before live sex became our sports and who else do you go to but the golden pipes of Joe Buck.

Think about how far we've come from "That is a DISGUSTING act" after Randy Moss fake mooned Lambeau Field to now there's legit money on the table for Joe Buck to call people banging. Should he do it? I don't see why not. He openly talks about how much his pops enjoyed the strip club and how he showed him the ropes there. 

He's openly a huge Howard Stern fan. What would Howard do, Joe? You bet your ass Howard would hop in there to do it. Howard would probably get it on with the chick while interviewing her while also describing the action. 

Without sports this is where FOX turns to FUX, and we'd all be better off having Joe Buck beautifully describe what he's seeing like he does so well instead of the weirdo perv behind the camera that's breathing so heavily. 

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And it doesn't stop there. Also taking applications from other commentators? Just imagine Jim Nantz using his Sunday afternoon golf voice to narrate Lisa Ann taking requests from "ILuvMILFS69". Gus Johnson losing his shit when Kelsi Monroe whips out a dildo, or Mike Breen hitting a classic "BAAAANG" when they finally get to it. 

There's a lot of room to run here for these voices looking to get reps. Hopefully they hop on it.