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Hats Off To This Guy Selling And Shipping Snow To People In Warmer Climates For Stupid Money

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(AP) A Massachusetts man has found a way to profit from the several feet of snow in his yard: He’s shipping it to people in warmer climates for the bargain price of $89 for six pounds. Kyle Waring, of Manchester-by-the-Sea, got the idea while shoveling snow earlier this winter and launched At first he shipped 16.9-ounce snow-filled bottles for $19.99, but he found the snow melted by the time it arrived at its destination. So he came up with a new plan, selling six pounds at a time. He tells even if the snow melts a little by the time it arrives, the package can still make 10 to 15 snowballs. He’s also started offering 10-pound packages for $119.




When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you 100 inches of snow, sell it to idiots for top dollar. Kyle Wagner is a modern day carpetbagger just taking all those dumb rednecks for all they’re worth. Oh you guys don’t have snow?! Let me tell you about snow… it’s a marvelous elixir and tremendous tool in pissing off your friends. You crumple it into a little ball and throw it! It’s so much fun you must try it! Why yes I do just so happen to have some right here that you can have for the low low price of $119. Wagner is 2015’s snake oil salesman selling “snow” then acting shocked when his magical product arrives 5 days later in Ft. Lauderdale as a goddamn 20 dollar glass of water.