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So...I Think I Own 100 Thieves Now...Again

KILLSHOT ON ONE OF THE GREATEST COD PROS OF ALL TIME.

So why do I now own 100 Thieves?  Again?  Well, kids, a few months back we took Barstool Gametime over to the brand new 100 Thieves compound.  

Why?  Eh, no reason.  Just got the invite from some of the biggest names in the industry to check out and do content in the hottest place in the market, or as Lord & Savior Dave Portnoy likes to say - We don't have any "E-Gaming" presence and we need to spank those "E-Gaming" cheeks!

Kidding aside, it was great to get in the mix with the likes of Nadeshot, Courage JD, Cloakzy, The Mob, Valkyrae, Castro, Sypherpk, Pluckett, and countless others that you can Google and be absolutely FLOORED by how much more successful, popular, and rich than any average jabroni who would bash on the gaming/esports universe being full of "Nerds".  Go ahead.  Google them.  I dare you.  After all, people way smarter than I think the CEO Nadeshot "seems successful":

And I went in and immediately established Prima Nocta.  And by that I mean I participated in a company game of knockout with, among others, Nadeshot: 

Equity: Acquired.  Simple as that.  You knockout the CEO in knockout, you get shares of their company.  Hey, I don't write the rules, I just make them up as I go along.  

And now I have doubled down on said greatness.  My apologies again, Nadeshot.  You had a good run.

NOW WE ARE IN A GUNFIGHT BATTLE VS HONK AND HOUSE PRO MUJ - JOIN IN TO WITNESS PRIVATE BALLS AND I CONQUER ALL: