It's National Horny Day ?

As far as historic days go its national horny day? Until Barstool tagged twisted history in this post I had known today as the always incredible "day after tax day."

This seems like a trap just to catch myself and a bunch of horny Brandon Walker's on on the internet, but EVERYTHING on the internet is seems to trap horned up dudes so why set aside a day? This has to be legit? I mean, it's on urban dictionary. AND Trent knew! 

Everyone is horny from being locked up during quarantine, so stop fantasizing about the voice from the Calm App and text a friend, ask if they are in need. Everyone is horny and hurting, reach out. 

Or, just celebrate by laughing off the horny …