Snapchat Chick Gives An In-Depth Guide To Sending Dick Pics

I like this plan by Reece. However, how about some tips as to what works best? You know what I mean? Trust me, we’ve thought of all the different angles to take pictures of our dicks. We’ve gotten in the lab and experimented a million separate ways. So you don’t really need to tell us all the ways to possibly do it, you need to tell us which ones chicks like. Anyway here’s her list…

Never go under. You ever seen the bottom of your dick? It’s disgusting. Got that weird piece of skin connecting the head to the shaft. Plus when you go from the bottom your face is in it and you for sure have a double chin. Nothing redeeming about that angle.

Another dumb one. You take all the personality out of your dick with a profile shot. No pubes, no balls, just a shaft standing in the middle of nowhere.

“Let me hold my camera as far away as possible and see how small I can make my dick look.” Don’t be a fucking idiot.

One of the only two ways to send a dick pic. No nonsense, straight on. It’s an HB dive. That’s how real football is played and that’s how real dick pics are sent. Plus you can crop the hell out of it this way. Zoom and enhance all over the place like you’re on CSI.

I guess chicks probably appreciate you hiding your sack but you’re still getting underdick and no one likes that.

The second acceptable way to fire off a shot. The flop works because you can chub it up and imply that it’s big enough for a flop. Chicks won’t say no to that because of the implication.