This Dude is Wearing Tit Cups And Also Has Slut Tattooed On His Belly

See? I wasn’t lying. Although I did hate this video, I’m kinda jealous this dude has some pretty good tits. Is that only because of the cups or were his titties just a little poppin before? Did he have a genetic predisposition to above average sweater puppies? I need to know. If his tits are solely because of the cups, I’ve drastically underestimated the effect that tit cups could have on tits, and for that, I apologize. I should be better than that. You deserve more.

Not gonna mention his belly tattoo. We don’t slut shame so I’ll leave it alone.

Could have done without the pig noises too but that’s just nitpicking.