How About This Former Pornstar Making 5 Million A Year Just Unwrapping Toys And Playing With Them On YouTube?

(Source) — The highest paid ‘performer’ on You Tube, who is said to earn almost $5m a year unwrapping toys, is a former porn star called Sandy Summers, neighbours have told DailyMail.com. Brazilian Daiane DeJeus was named by a family friend as the woman behind the wildly successful collection of children’s videos that have been watched a staggering 2.8billion times. And former neighbours of the mysterious internet star have revealed to Daily Mail.com her secret past – which could explain her desire to remain completely anonymous. For years they knew her as Daiane DeJesus who lived in a suburban home with her long-term partner Messias Credido. But they also discovered she was once a porn star called Sandy Summers.DeJesus’ videos, in which a mysterious woman ‘unboxes’ toys while narrating as she does so, have been watched a staggering 2.8billion times on YouTube, bringing the 29-year-old an annual income of almost $5m.

I wanted to call bullshit on this but then I looked up the chick’s YouTube and she has like 4 million subscribers and every video does get like 2 million views. So the numbers check out. And I don’t know where that leaves me. I’m without words. Porn actress turned professional toy opener. It’s like this lady is living my childhood dream. I’m gonna write a letter to 8 year old me and make him the happiest kid in all the world.

Hey JH,

You know how you play with your dinky all night and your toys all day? Well in the future you can do that and get really rich! Don’t listen to everyone who tells you that you need to go to school to learn English and math. In the future there’s a red squiggly line under incorrect words and you have a calculator in your pocket at all times. You literally don’t need any schooling. Just forget it and go into porn at 18. When you’re tired of that open presents and play with them. Record everything. Post it on YouTube (that will make sense). Boom, we’re rich. Sincerely, a sad, old, fat you.

PS – Those man tits aren’t baby fat. They’re here to stay. Sorry, can’t all be good news.