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World Cup Fever! It's Astronauts Playing Soccer In Space

Catch the fever, bitches! They’re playing soccer in space! Being an astronaut gotta be a top 5 panty dropping job. Rock star, hockey player, blogger, Beyonce, and astronaut. Those are the jobs that get girls wet. Like, there’s been what..less than 100 American astronauts ever? I really don’t know how accurate that is, it’s maybe a little more, but who knows. As far as jobs go, when you tell a girl you floated around in space, she floats your dick into her mouth. Simple as cake, simple as pie.