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French Old Pulls Ejection Seat Lever On Fighter Jet Seat During His Surprise Retirement Joyride

I feel bad for this fella but I also don’t. Imagine being this old guy and heading to the French version of Cracker Barrel every Tuesday with the boys. You’d have a story that everyone by the 30 different flavors of candy canes would love to hear.

“This wait time is worse that the time I pulled my ejection seat during my retirement flight.”

Shocked, people would wanna hear more. You’d have them right where you wanted them just like I have you right where I want you in order to remind you about the new episode of Zbt.