My wife told me that for my birthday, she gave me three damn days to get all my useless shit out of the basement. So in the spirit of that event, I hosted the first Basement Talk giveaway Monday night. We used trivia to determine the winners, as Barstool fans simply had to answer:
How tall is Dave Portnoy really?
Whose guts do I hate the most at Barstool?
And of course, who scored the game-winning run in the 1994 MLB All-Star Game?
This was a dry run, as next week I will be giving away free shit from Big Cat's pile after I drive to the office and steal a bunch of stuff this weekend.