Basement Talk: Giving away my shit with a trivia contest

My wife told me that for my birthday, she gave me three damn days to get all my useless shit out of the basement. So in the spirit of that event, I hosted the first Basement Talk giveaway Monday night. We used trivia to determine the winners, as Barstool fans simply had to answer:

How tall is Dave Portnoy really?

Whose guts do I hate the most at Barstool?

And of course, who scored the game-winning run in the 1994 MLB All-Star Game?

This was a dry run, as next week I will be giving away free shit from Big Cat's pile after I drive to the office and steal a bunch of stuff this weekend.