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Sex Expert Is Going Around The World Lifting Things With Her Vagina To Increase Her Sexual Energy

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Integrate your sexual energy into everything you do. When women are dissociated from their vaginas, they are also cut off from the natural and enlivening flow of their sexual energy. When the vagina is brought back to life, that vital, life-force energy is available to you to channel into all parts of your life.

 

 

WHAT. THE. FUCK. I will never understand the whole need for women to get in touch with their vaginas. I know it’s probably because I have a pea-brain, I admit that, but I just don’t get it. Can’t even comprehend it. What does it even mean? I’m in tune with my dick, I think? I mean it’s there, I use it from time to time, it smells when I don’t wash it, and that’s about it. It’s not the best dick, but it’s not the worst either. It’s just a dick. But a vagina, a vagina you have to “listen” to. Get “in tune” with. Lift weights with like some weirdo showing everyone how strong you are. Seriously, I’m not even trying to be an asshole here, I just don’t understand it at all. How do you get disassociated with something that is on your body. Your vagina goes everywhere you go lady. No need to hang a traffic cone on it to let the world know it’s there. Crazy crazy stuff.

 

 

 

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We joke about a woman “breaking your dick off” well this isn’t a joke. She would 100% break my dick off. Her vagina has more muscles than my entire body. It goes to the gym more, it lifts more, it’s far more in shape than I am. Think about that, this chick’s vagina can probably out bench me.

 

 

 

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