Cowboys Running Back Joseph Randle Asked A Female Officer "If I Give You $100 Will You Give Me A Massage?" While Being Booked
FRISCO (CBSDFW.COM) - Dallas Cowboys running back Joseph Randle was quite vocal as police booked him into the Frisco City Jail after his arrest for stealing cologne and underwear more than two weeks ago. He cracked jokes and didn’t seem to take officers seriously. “If I give you $100, can you give me a massage?” Randle asks an officer.
Behind-the-scenes video shows Randle, dressed in a white wife beater, talking to his agent on the phone. “I got jammed up. I need a… I need an attorney to get me a writ bond so I can make it to practice tomorrow,” Randle says. Clearly worried about making it to the team’s practice the next day, Randle expresses concern about whether his arrest for shoplifting from the Dillard’s department store at the Stonebriar Centre Mall will get out to the public. “Hey, is this going to be on the news, you think?” he asks.
At one point in the video, Randle gets in trouble for trying to use his personal phone without permission. He is heard saying, “Hey, bro, leave the door unlocked, I’m going to hit you right back.” Later, as Randle takes his mugshot, he wants to know how the photo turns out. “How come y’all don’t have the height and weight on there like you normally do?” asks Randle.
ABC. Always Be Closing. Are people really going to say Joseph Randle was cavalier and not taking his arrest seriously enough? Oh I’m sorry, last I checked women liked a calm, cool, collected man. Lounging in jail, talking about his mugshot, that’s confidence right there. You think he cares about the shoplifting charges? Fuck and no. You may see a very serious charge that could have significant ramifications on Joseph Randle’s career and Joseph Randle sees a chance to get a massage and maybe do some flirting. Sorry for being horny I guess?
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This is my favorite
“Hey, is this going to be on the news, you think?” he asks.
You think the internet will know that I got arrested? Probably not right, they don’t ever find out anything.