Cyclist Wins Race Annnnd Immediately Crashes On His Face Because He Was Celebrating Too Much

Hey, like the guy said on the video, at least he won. Because yeah, on one hand he just shredded his whole body with pavement burns but on the other, when everyone asks why he has no skin on his body he can tell them the time he won the Tour De Somerville New Jersey. Talk about impressive feats. Winner’s circle of that race is a who’s who in cycling, which means no one in the world gives a fuck, but you get my point.

At least he won.