Reader Email - My Friend Got Real Life Catfished, Will The Stoolies Help Solve The Mystery?
Well this is scary. It was all fun and games with Manti Teo. Dead girlfriend jokes. Fake tweets. An all around great time. But now I’m legitimately worried. Seems like this catfish thing is the real deal. Like I get a famous football player being catfished, but a Stoolie? The smartest of the smart? How could this happen? How could someone online send a bunch of pictures that are essentially stock images, never meet in person and only talk on the phone get away with something like this?
So stoolies, help Matt’s friend who is borderline the dumbest person in the world. Solve this mystery. Find this girl, which will probably just end up being Random Girl X in a 2009 Sears Catalog because I’m pretty sure those pictures came from a Google Image Search of “Cute+21 Years Old+Girl”, but who cares. The point is Notre Dame can get catfished. Hawaii can get catfished. But Barstool can not get catfished. Just can’t happen. Stoolie Nation is better than this*.
I want to bang both those 2 chicks in the 3rd pic. Just be young, go out on the town, say YOLO, listen to the Strokes, tag some instagrams, take some shots, smoke some cloves, and 69 each other till the sun comes up.
*Actually this is exactly what I would expect from Stoolies, myself included. “Oh hot girl on the internet who flirts with me? We’re totally going to fuck”.