The Official Trailer For "Ted 2" Has Dropped, Insert Poop Joke Here

The original Ted was decent. A real humdinger full of fart and dick quips. Naturally, the second effort looks like more of the same thing just with less Mila Kunis and more Morgan Freeman. Which I guess is a wash. There’s no way it’ll even come close to sniffing the taint of the original, but it’ll be worth a watch or 6. Also, I never thought Mark Walhberg would be subject himself to be covered in semen, but here we are.

I don’t remember when and where, but I remember a critic’s write up for the first movie as: “If a fart could masturbate, the result would be Ted”. Pulitzer Prize worthy reviewing right there.