Guangbiao Chen Dishing Out Slices Of Humble Pie Right In Your Face

Most Charismatic Philanthropist of China? Take it down a notch, Guang. Just because you’re worth billions doesn’t mean you can make up your own high school yearbook awards and voted yourself to the top. One would think all those titles would grant a haircut that isn’t rocked by the bullish of lesbians. But seriously if you were a “Chinese Earthquake Rescue Hero” you’d put that shit on a business card, too. Dude probably has himself Guangbangs left and right with that tidbit.

h/t Tim