Impressive. Never again will I open up an Instagram DM… So, where do you buy a corsage?!
— Emmanuel Acho (@thEMANacho) January 9, 2015
Tread lightly, Emmanuel. 13 will get you 30 in these parts. But how about this chick going straight after the backups? By my count there are 5+ Pro Bowlers on the squad including a (married) starting QB with a HAMMER straight out of Greek Mythology. She even failed to go after Pretty Boy Sanchez who likes em young. So much for shooting for the moon and even if you miss you’ll land among the stars. This bitch is content with shooting for the Jersey Turnpike and ending up in the Delaware.
The greatest contribution Acho made this year (he actually wasn’t bad for a backup, but whatever):