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Happy Birthday To The Sexiest Sex On A Stick At Barstool Sports

Buzz, your girlfriend. Woof.

In case you missed it, today is Brandon Walker's birthday and he wants EVERYBODY to know wants somebody else to call attention to it so that he can get told Happy Birthday all day. 

Being the best podcast co-host on the planet, I'll fall on the grenade and remind everybody to go wish BFW a happy birthday. We all know he hates the spotlight, so I'm sure that he is going to hate this blog a lot. He's not one to gloat about things that revolve around him. 

But a birthday is a birthday and I feel like I have to pay homage to my Unnecessary Roughness co-host, the guy who I share a desk with on the Barstool College Football Show and the best thirst trap pupil I've ever had. (I've only ever had one, but don't tell him that. He's sensitive, so we tell him he's the best). 

I honestly have no fucking clue how old Brandon is. The only thing I know is that he's younger than Dave. 

So happy less-than-43 birthday, Brandon!

Remember when you decided you wanted to learn how to thirst trap?


Or the time that you said "pussy" a bunch on the podcast?


Or when you looked like the saddest human on the planet?


Or when you tried to start a chant and it failed miserably?


And of course the time that you looked like a gigantic milk man?

What great memories.

Happy Birthday, Brandon fuckin Walker. You truly are one of a kind.

PS - I'd like it on the record that I was given permission to sexualize him in this headline. 

See, I ask for consent before sexualizing my coworkers. Credit to me.