Your Mid-Week Eagles Fix With All The Birds Material You Can Eat

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This is it. Dallas week 2.0. It’s all on the line. Let’s go.

Win and we’re (pretty much) in. Simple as that.

The Eagles are HISTORICALLY bad at letting up 3rd and longs. Not good, Billy. Not good at all.

The amount of pure SHIT the Seahawks are talking post-victory makes me want to see them again in the playoffs (Not really, but seriously, win and move on).

Cowboys.com is once again up for sale. Good Lord willing someone will buy it and turn it back into a Brokeback Mountain site.

Riley Cooper publicly threw Sanchez under the bus for his pick cause I guess Riley Cooper is kind of a dick? Even if it’s true…come on, man.

Connor Barwin is the Eagles rep for the NFL’s Sportsmanship Guy Of The Year or something. Just keep getting sacks, Hipster Beast.

NEED MORE COX IN MY LIFE:

I want to forget but, Christ, LOOK AT MATTHEWS DOWN THE SIDELINE ON THE COOPER PICK:

WTF? Woulda been nice to have him in an Eagles jersey when we had the chance. Thanks again, Andy.

And that’s all she wrote. Dallas week, man. Dallas week. 5 days till the Division is ours. CAN’T WAIT.