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Little Teenage Shit Thinks It's Cool To Lie Down On The Train Tracks


 
You’re the man, dude! I guess when you have no friends to film you on the radical path to suicide you do what you have to do to get attention. Seriously though, that train has some Deion Sanders-like closing speed. I was half expecting him to not have a head after it passed. That locomotive is also lucky a Chosen One like Pres wasn’t lying down or it would’ve had a Fugitive situation on our hands upon impact.