When did Mariah get so swollen? Oh how far the mighty have fallen. Hey, I get it. We all age and lose our luster. But the last time I saw this diva she didn’t look like if she fell all the king’s horses and all the king’s men would fail to put Mariah back together again. She flaps those arms fast enough she’ll take off into the atmosphere.
Hopefully her new found frump doesn’t affect her pipes of the Sirens. If loving this song makes me light in the loafers then consider me forever walking on air. Solar flare fire flames of a jam: