Carlton Banks Flat Out Owns Every Dance Floor He Touches

This one’s for all the guys who are forced to watch this shit on a weekly basis instead of MNF. My condolences, but at least there’s a silver lining with Uncle Phil’s dark cracker. I mentioned last week when Lolo Jones and her moves straight out of a factory assembly line proved she’s never had sex that Carlton Banks can GET IT on the dance floor. Last night he proved it once again by literally Gettin Jiggy Wit It. The guy not only drips straight sex but is overall enjoyable to watch. He was also set at 3/1 to take it down at the beginning of the season. I don’t care if betting on DWTS is as degenerate as it gets, a lock’s a lock.

I am aware his name is Alfonso Riberio. I don’t care and neither should he. Carlton for life.