The Stairs Into A World Cup Stadum Seem Safe Enough To Let A Billion People Use

Now, I’m no Al Borland. Hell, I couldn’t even put together an IKEA set without having a brain aneurysm then shitting myself. But I’m fairly certain somebody should call and report this structure to Brazil’s version of OSHA, if they have one. Which there’s 1000000% certainty they don’t. This is literally a Stairway To Heaven because there’s a 50/50 chance that’s where you’re heading. You’d be more safe on a roller coaster that has 20 loops without a harness before taking a chance up those steps of death. Damn thing’s buckling under the pressure more than McNabb in a Super Bowl.