Introducing The Mexican World Cup Reporter That's Wrecking Dicks And Taking Names

Hola, Vanessa Huppenkothen. Me llamo Smitty. Te gusta tickle mi cojones por favor? No? Me scusi. Vanessa has been setting fire to the internet since Mexico’s stunning draw yesterday to Brazil. She’s also doing her thing holding up the Latin American TV stereotype – either hotter than hell itself or a loud, frumpy mother of 16. Hopefully she stays the former. Regardless, Telemundo on mute FTW!