Couple Gets Arrested After Their Car Sex Was So Hot And Steamy It Caused A Traffic Jam

NYDN – A couple having sex in a car on an Oregon street corner had a short trip to jail — they were parked outside. The jailhouse rockers drew police at 5:44 p.m. on Sunday after their extracurricular activity drew complaints and slowed traffic thanks to gawkers in Springfield, Ore. Kelli Knutson, 24, and boyfriend Logan Jackson, 33, had been at The Brick House strip club and parked across the street, KVAL reported. Rather than head home, they got naked and frisky in the car, police said. “We’d normally tell them to go someplace that’s safer than a parking lot or wherever we might find them,” Sgt. Rich Charboneau told KVAL. “In this case, we had traffic being slowed down, we had someone complaining about it, so we had to take action.”

Nothing sweeter than some post-strip club car sex with your girl on a casual Sunday afternoon parked outside of the local police station. Think we can all relate to that one. The adrenaline rush alone is worth a brief stint in county jail. And for our man right here who probably smells like a mixture of sewage and hot dogs, it must be nice and rewarding to know that your pipe game is so good that it can cause a traffic jam. For the most of us, I’m sure drivers would immediately slam on the gas upon seeing us flail around like a sloth having a seizure pressed up against the back seat in a Ford Taurus. Nobody that’s not in porn has ever looked good while having sex, especially not while having sex in a car. It just doesn’t work. You’re too crammed, there are too many obstacles in the way, chances are your backseat is already filled with a bunch of trash from Wawa, it’s not meant to be. But I guess there’s just something horrifyingly artistic when Logan Jackson is having himself a day. He must just have that “it” factor, and unfortunately he’ll just have to spend a little time behind bars because of it due to the few virgins who just had to go and rat on these two love birds. But that’s just something that comes with the territory. I’m sure this is neither the first time or the last that he’ll be arrested for laying it down correctly.