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Possible Terrorist Mini Me Shared This Picture Last Night




So I guess Mini Me is a threat to our national security now, god dammit. Kinda bummed. If Verne Troyer is a liability to our safety, than I guess I am too. We all are. You thought you weren’t but you had no idea. So where does that leave us? Should I be looking forward to a rectal exam next time I’m at the airport? That doesn’t sound fantastic, but if it’s for my country, I’ll do it. More importantly, if Mini Me can’t be trusted, can any of us be trusted? Look around, who do you trust more than Mini Me? The answer is nobody. He’s the lil’est most likable dude on Earth. And he might be packing a bomb up his asshole. Just a bummer on a Monday morning. A true bummer indeed.