Man Trying to Impress His Chick Takes Her On a Joyride in a Fire Truck

WTOP - A Pennsylvania man has been accused of sneaking into a fire department and taking a woman on a 30-minute joyride in a fire truck. The Beaver County Times (http://bit.ly/1p4aOZI ) reports that fire officials saw Randy Allen Davidson — who is not a firefighter — enter the Bridgewater Volunteer Fire Department about midnight May 26, grab the vehicle’s keys and drive the truck away with a woman in the passenger seat. Police say Davidson returned the truck and the keys to their original positions about 30 minutes later. Davidson, who is 47 and lives in Bridgewater, was charged Sunday with unauthorized use of a vehicle, burglary and other crimes. He remains in jail. Court records don’t list a defense attorney for him.

 
There’s an old saying that goes back many generations: “If you can take your bitch for a joyride in a fire truck, then you take your bitch for a joyride in a fire truck”. So what was he going to do, not take his bitch for a joyride in a fire truck? That’d be a slap in the face to every man who has ever walked the Earth. Fire trucks are pure panty droppers. Don’t know what to do for your chick? Steal a fire truck and ride around the town. She’ll give you fire truck head so fast you won’t even have to do anything else. So why is this guy in jail? He didn’t do anything that anyone else wouldn’t do. Such a shitty law. How was he able to steal a fire truck so easily? If they were that important, maybe they’d be locked up a little better. He’s not going to turn down that age old saying because some rook didn’t lock up for the night. Amazing that one joyride to get his bitch wet is now a big old deal. Let a man breath for Steve’s sake.