Fan At The Orioles vs Tampa Bay Rays Game Almost Decapitated By a Foul Ball Because He Wasn't Paying Attention

 
I’m amazed by how hard guy was not paying attention. What a crouton. Didn’t look up at the crack of the bat, didn’t flinch when everyone around him was diving underneath the seats like it was Dday, didn’t stop his conversation one tiny bit. He could have had Kate Upton’s fat tits motorboating his face and he would have been more interested in chit chatting with his bro.

 
But more importantly, WHAT IS UP TAMP BAY RAYS FANS!?!?
 

I guess wearing gorilla masks is the new hotness? The thing blazing the seats? Everywhere you look, from Montreal to Tampa, people in masks. Guess the rest of us are way behind the curve.