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Video: Kid Gets Sucker Punched and Knocked Out Cold Outside a University of Maryland Bar

 
What a fucking plot twist that was! You think the shucking and jiving kid doing the robot in the white polo was a goner, and then out of NOWHERE lil whitey was put into a coma. Good grief. Rule number 1 of fighting outside a bar in College Park: don’t be a hero. Go to Ratsies, go to Shang Hai and load up your box with General Tsos, but definitely don’t be a hero. You’ll end up face down in a parking lot 10/10 times.

 
PS: I heard a rumor Slices is the new Ratsies..is that true? Has Ratsies been replaced by a place you can actually eat while sober?