Dude Falls Into Open Cellar Doors In Harlem

Top 5 fear when you’re walking the streets of NYC. I mean, not exactly. Nobody would walk fucking directly into an open cellar. But those cellar doors are just death traps waiting to happen. Every now and then you step on one and it gives jusssst a little too much and you’re convinced its about to open up and drop you underground. It seems like 999 times out of 1,000 they are sealed tightly and can support your weight but in the back of my head I’m always convinced its gonna be that one time it collapses and drops you into some underground NYC pit.

This dude just took it to a whole new level though smashing his shins directly into the open doors and swan diving head first into the basement. Clips his face right on the edge of the other door. Probably scorpioned himself, heels over head. If you told me this guy was dead I wouldn’t bat an eyelash. Absolutely devastating fall.

PS – This guy:

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Did not give a fuck. Health issues, shmealth issues. Dude just did not care about some fat drunk idiot faceplanting to his death. Just tell it like it is bro. I’d probably be in the same boat as you. Once you’re all comfortable in your seat, you don’t wanna get up.

PPS – This video may dethrone one of the all time “Falling Through A Trap Door” classics:

I think given the fact that he was all fucked up and walked directly into it, he may be the new Number 1.