Stripper Gets Stuck Behind A Locker Trying To Twerk

Happy New Year! Probably pretty grumpy right now if you’re back in the office. You’ve gained about 20 pounds, meanwhile your wallet is about 20 pounds lighter. Probably still have a lingering hangover and there’s a blizzard on the way. The fun of the holidays are over and now its just time to work right through the miserable winter.

But hey at least you’re not a stripper stuck behind a locker! You can always fall back on that. I don’t know how this even happens. I wasn’t sure it was even real at first. All I saw was a fuckin leg sticking out like the goddam Wicked Witch of the East. I was half expecting that 12 inch stilleto platform to just coil up and disappear. Not sure where she was twerking or how she got wedged in there but that would absolutely terrify me. Especially considering we were in a strip club. Knowing my freedom rests in the hands of like 4 or 5 dudes who work at a titty bar would send me into a fucking panic. Phil the DJ and Larry the security guard and Bobby the electrician are the only thing that stands between you and dying behind a set of lockers. Horrifying shit.

The best part is you know after the cameras stopped rolling some manager of the club grabbed her by the hair, smacked her ass, and sent her back out there to give some over the pants hand jobs to make up for lost time out on the floor.